The Full title of this ballad is A pleasant Countrey new ditty, merrily showing how to drive the cold winter away. I know that this is exactly what I do in the winter. . . just hang out with a few buds and eat porridge and one chicken leg.
Now that I'm getting older, I occasionally get invited to "dinner parties," which are just like regular parties, except lame. A spoon-fellator, however, would improve just about anything. But I hear you have to book them way in advance.
Make sure you RSVP!
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Dear Sarah Redmond,
You -- and this website -- are awesome.
Kindest Regards,
Liza
Was this pleasant Countrey new ditty improved by the spoon-fellator? Because it looks like it was still not all that fun. Hope you were able to make the best of it and drive the cold winter away...
"...except lame." Ah, perfect. LMFAO (wiping tears from eyes) Good times.
Once again, the popularity of this blog is getting out of control. Don't be surprised if you get offered a book deal, like StuffWhitePeopleLike. That would be amazing on a CV, because it would require an explanation during the interview process, and probably a resulting uncomfortable silence.
when you get famous sarah, don't forget your WONDERFUL cousin cassidy who helped you rise to fame.
Well, I have the original copy of this post, dated and personalized and printed on card stock, so I'm definitely going to vacuum seal that shit right now and sell it for a ton of money after you make it big. Which will definitely come in handy, seeing as how I will never get a job. Thanks for supporting the depressed future-me, Sarah, with your hard work today.
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