I like to think that the Unicorn and the Pope used to be in love, but things turned sour and now they hate each other, but can't let each other go either.
Many of you may know of the Internet phenomenon that is LOLCats. Slightly less of you may know how crazy/awesome early modern woodcut illustrations and frontispieces can be. But what joins these two disparate worlds? Well, it may surprise you to know how popular LOL-ing was in the Renaissance. To wit:
"The large Achilles, on his press'd bed lolling, / From his deep chest laughs out a loud applause; / Cries 'Excellent!'" --Troilus and Cressida (1.3.163-5)Shakespearean proof you can't refute! Welcome to LOL Manuscripts! ----------------------------------------- (P.S. I know they aren't all "manuscripts," but LOL Early Modern Printed Materials didn't have the same ring to it. LOLNomenclature! Let it go.)
2 BE, OR NOT 2 BE : DAT IZ TEH QUESHUN: WHETHR TIS NOBLR IN DA MIND 2 SUFFR TEH SLINGS AN ARROWS OV OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE, OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGAINST SEA OV TROUBLEZ, AN BY OPPOSIN END DEM? 2 DYE: 2 SLEEP; NO MOAR; AN BY SLEEP 2 SAY WE END TEH HART-AYKE AN TEH THOUSAND NACHURAL SHOCKZ DAT FLESH IZ HEIR 2, TIS CONSUMMASHUN DEVOUTLY 2 BE WISHD. 2 DYE, 2 SLEEP; 2 SLEEP: PERCHANCE 2 DREAM: AY, THARS TEH RUB; 4 IN DAT SLEEP OV DEATH WUT DREAMS CUD COME WHEN WE HAS SHUFFLD OFF DIS MORTAL COIL, MUST GIV US PAUSE: THARS TEH RESPECT DAT MAKEZ CALAMITY OV SO LONG LIFE...
Erstwhile PhD student in Renaissance studies, then I got an MLS. LOL Manuscripts is how I amuse myself as I scour EEBO for research. I'm pretty confident that it will be accepted as my dissertation.
4 comments:
I think we all know that unicorns are simply the goats of the devil/Saracens.
Then again, I'm English, so we don't have a whole lot of respect for the pope, either. Especially not the ones who look like Darth Sidious.
I like to think that the Unicorn and the Pope used to be in love, but things turned sour and now they hate each other, but can't let each other go either.
Just tell Urban VIII that you love him, Unicorn!
Oh, and Doug, you are limited to one (1) Star Wars reference for the entirety of your commenting on lolmanuscripts career.
Trust me, I don't think you'll have to worry about any further Star Wars references from me in lolmanuscripts, or any other context, for that matter.
I blame the previous one on the fact that I was intoxicated at the time I made that comment, which is also why it is semi-coherent.
In addition to the Star Wars reference, I will also promise not to post additional drunken lolmanuscript comments.
Post a Comment